Actually though, with the price of gas these days, I mean it's not as if I've lost interest following either Mr. or Mrs. Kevin B., it's just that...
And I know the horrendous price of gas shouldn't factor into this, but...
In short, I've found myself snooping around Kevin and Tiffany's neighborhood an average of only once a week for, hmm, at least two months now. For some reason it strikes me that tailing Kevin's girlfriend, Beth, just might lead further, just might lead to...
Which is where I am: what could she lead me to?
I dunno but I have this festering, stinking suspicion about her. That bald neighbor of hers and how he alluded to something... something strange going on inside her house. And all the dog food bags, but no dogs (hello?). Combined with the fact that she's obviously having an affair. (Sidebar: not that that's a bad thing, I mean society in general does frown upon such infidelities, but compared to shooting someone, it's not that big of a deal.... Yes, adultery is wrong, but it's not a crime. What I'm driving at is suppose you see ten or twelve empty beer cans strewn in the front yard of one neighbor, while another neighbor's lawn is devoid of such jetsam; which neighbor, if either, has the bong on his coffee table? Statistically, probably neither; but if you were greatly motivated to shadow one and only one of these two, I'm leaning toward the sloppy beer drinker. Sure, Kevin B. may have been involved in some gunplay, and he too is having an affair, but lately I'm seeing more and more evidence that Beth is the looser cannon. In other words, she's sloppier than Kevin; I think I'll see her make a mistake sooner.)
To be sure, they're both shady. I'm thinking they're in on this together, whatever "this" turns out to be.
I really need to split myself in half. Park one of my personalities near the B.'s place, and the other near Beth's.
Anyway, today's update is more exploratory than expository. I.E. nothing new to report, other than I've been maintaining my watch (mostly on Beth, that is); followed her to the mall Tuesday and the gas station Friday (nothing newsworthy happened either time); work's been there; Dawn's fine; and I've got a carbuncle.
the neighbor who owns this cat? yep, currently being investigated
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