A few years ago I read that what caused the Holocaust is that a young Hitler was either snubbed or insulted (depending on which Wikipedia entry you believe) by a man with a big nose--a Jew, no less--and the Furor never got over this slight. Then I heard that 9/11 was caused by jealousy, that them hijackers had grown envious of our awesome American way of life, and finally they just couldn't take it anymore.
This got me to thinking: these rationales or motives for perpetrating something awful share at least two features.
One, they're elegant--which is to say, as theories they expeditiously and concisely spotlight the heart of the matter in an easy-to-digest format.
And, two, once digested, you're done. Why belabor the issue?
So let's not.
A few weeks ago I made a prediction concerning the Ducks of Oregon. Yesterday they lost their third game, to those dastardly Trojans of southern California. Click here if you need confirmation.
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We needn't worry our pretty little heads: the wheel has already been invented for us.